I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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