So drunk its hurt
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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