hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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