Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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