spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
being pregnant is like rehab
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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