There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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