Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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