I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
