if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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