So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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