I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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