i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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