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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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