Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
