I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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