She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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