Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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