im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
this hospital has no fireball
At least life still wants to fuck me.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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