Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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