it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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