She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie