Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.