My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Found your dick twin last night
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun