she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help