Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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