Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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