She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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