Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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