we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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