We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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