so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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