I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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