yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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