I'm so fucking centered right now
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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