Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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