Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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