So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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