I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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