somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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