Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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