Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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