Dual....:-)
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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