Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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