Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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