So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I think my moral compass just broke
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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