Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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