Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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