he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I wear drunk well.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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