super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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