you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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