I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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