...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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