I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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