This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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