I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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