I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
